whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

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"No one says a novel has to be one thing. It can be anything it wants to be, a vaudeville show, the six o’clock news, the mumblings of wild men saddled by demons."

Ishmael Reed, Yellow Back Radio Broke-Down

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"The reason that fiction is more interesting than any other form of literature, to those who really like to study people, is that in fiction the author can really tell the truth without humiliating himself."

Eleanor Roosevelt

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